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March 24, 2010

Haider-e-Pakistan, Mard-e-Momin, Shehenshah-e-Islam, Lal Qila-Fatahkar, Zaid Hamid had the culmination of his dream occur on the 23rd of March 2010. He and his followers were to meet at Minto Park, Lahore, for the first “Takmeel-e-Pakistan” conference. Once the conference was over they were likely to go on a Lahore Putsch.

According to the Emirates based newspaper, The National:

Mr Qayyum is one of at least 25 Pakistani nationals from Dubai who have taken time from work and school to participate in Takmeel e Pakistan, a 100,000-strong conference that aims to re-energise the political ideals that were enshrined seven decades ago.

That’s right. Zaid Hamid and his loonies were to create a 100,000 man army to then ask for… a military takeover? Musharraf’s return? Iqbal’s ressurection? Hair for Ali Azmat? Who knows what they want really.

Come the day of the event, it looked more like:


We can assume that 99,950 people lost their invitations in the mail.

Before signing off, we’ve got to take a look at the Lion himself:

Why the face?

To borrow from savant of our times, Eric Cartman, “Yes! Yes! Oh, let me taste your tears Zaid! Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Mmm-yummy! Mmmmm-yummy.”

Edit: I thought this was supposed to be at Minto Park. This looks like Alhamra Open Air to me.

[Photographs courtesy: Zaid Hamid Exposition ]

13 Comments leave one →
  1. S.A.R.A permalink
    March 24, 2010 2:04 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no comments! I used to love the bitch 🙂

  2. March 24, 2010 2:16 pm

    “The political ideals enshrined seven decades ago”? What the hell does that mean?

  3. Assad permalink
    March 24, 2010 2:21 pm

    Well I am assuming they mean to say seven decades ago we decided that everything in the world from poverty, famine, earthquakes and even death by natural causes was the work of the evil zionists and hindus.

  4. March 24, 2010 6:29 pm

    Political ideals? yukkkk . . if the morons take that ambiguous and vaguely worded confusedly stated resolution, as the basis of this fateful country, . . I’m sorry, then this country qualifies for whatever it is going through! Idiot of the first water with a spit-worthy oratory.

    I simply loved this post! Our CIA agent Kalakawa rocks man! hehehe

  5. omar permalink
    March 24, 2010 9:01 pm

    This post rocks….

  6. March 25, 2010 5:03 am

    Haha,good stuff! thanks for sharing the pictures!

  7. March 26, 2010 1:32 am

    Kafi yo-type boyz aye hein event par. I am sure I can spot a few from my high school. Maybe Umair will be able to identify them.

  8. Alee Khan permalink
    March 26, 2010 6:23 am

    for those who understand URDU
    for those who understand English
    “Barking DOGGIES…………:) complete it on your own…”

    Zaid Hamid Sahb…!!! if you ever read this…

    GET A LIFE ASAP……!!!

  9. April 7, 2010 1:15 am

    look hamid falls in love with a mullah, has a tiff and mullah makes him look like an ass (although only 50% responsible was he, mullahs 30%, India, Israel, US and UK 5% each!)… so next time anyone tries doing anything propakistan – DO NOT GET THE MULLAHS INVOLVED!

  10. Natasha permalink
    April 11, 2010 6:28 pm

    That was one good ‘tamacha’.

  11. Ugly Shoelace permalink
    April 30, 2010 5:55 pm

    After what happened to the “poor” dude in Peshawar and Lahore, I hope the guy never shows his unworthy face again :P~

    Serves him right, I say!!! 😀

  12. July 24, 2010 5:50 pm

    Why is he carrying all those dry-erase markers in his pocket? Did he steal them from the Alhamra conference room for a “strategy session” with Ahmed Quraishi and Sana Bucha later that night at his “lair”?

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